17 .- TuM AasMaN kI
  1sT fRnD: TuM AasMaN kI tArAf kYa dEkH rHe hO?
2Nd FrNd: mAiN mENgAi kO DeKh RhA hUn, Jo mUsaLSaL aSmAn sE bAteIN kR Rhi hY oR kAmoSh HoNE kA nAm nHi lE rHI Hy.

  18 .- The scientists were
  The scientists were playing hide n seek in heaven..

It was Einstien's turn to seek

All the scientists went& hid except for Newton

he simply drew a square of side 1metre

n stood inside the square..

Einstien finished counting and spotted Newton.

He screamed,"I found Newton!!";

Newton calmly replied,"u are wrong.

I am Newton standing in a square of dimension 1m, wich makes me Newton per square metre and hence

I am Pascal

Phir se dhoond

  19 .- Us Ne Kaha See
  Us Ne Kaha See You Next Time Aur Chali Gayi Pappu . . . . . . . . .


























Koi Ab Ye Bataye
K Resturant Ka Bill Uska Baap Bharega ;-> ? ? ?

  20 .- Ap Roti k saATH
  Waiter: Ap Roti k saATH Kya Lena pAsand kRain gE?


Cu§TOmER:HeLiCopTer..!!

Be-cOz Last tImE yAhan Meri 3 roOtiaAn hwA Se uR GaI Thi..

  21 .- Janab Ab Main kYa
  Patient(WakeEL):Janab Ab Main kYa khA Sakta hoOn?

DoctOr:Meri fEeS K ILawa sAb kUch khA SaktAy hAin....>

  22 .- Buhat Jald Wo Zamana
  Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai

Jub Hum 3 Hrs Mae Puri Duniya Ka Safar Kerain Gy,

1 Hr Plane Mae

Aur 2 Hrs Airport

Pohanchny Mae.

  23 .- wapda ka kehna hai
  ¤BREAKING NEWS¤
wapda ka kehna hai
k
sirf isi
¤october¤
awam ko
¤LOAD SHEDDING¤
ki tangi bardasht krni ho gi
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Phir awam ko aadat par jay gi:-)

  24 .- ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra
  ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra sA gIft pAck uThAyE GhAr kI TarAf jAtAy dEkH Kr uN K SaAthI Ne pOcha"KYA BaAt hAi?"
aj YE ItnA BarA Gift Kyun uThAyE Ja rAhAy hO?
Wo Drasal Aj Suabah b.V nE Baray pYar sE GhR Se Rukhsat Kia Tha,

mUjhy Lagta Hai K Aj Uski sALgirah hAi,

yA Hmari shAdi kI SaLgirah Hai,

ya PhR BaChAy kI SaLgirah hAi,

in teEnoo Me sE ZaRoOr Koi baAT Hai,

ProfesSor sAhib Sir Khujatay Huay BoLay.!!